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- Your Latest Problem: acid reflux, arthritis, increasing credit card debt
- A Group That is Trying to Suppress the Truth: a pharmaceutical company, big business, the government
- Product or Service: ineffective drugs, financial services, propaganda
- Publication: book, blogpost, study, testimonial