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GREAT NEWS!!

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Suggested Responses:

• Your Latest Problem:  acid reflux, arthritis, increasing credit card debt
• A Group That is Trying to Suppress the Truth: a pharmaceutical company, big business, the government
• Product or Service: ineffective drugs, financial services, propaganda
• Publication: book, blogpost, study, testimonial